ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't
have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only
way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great
risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to
correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

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Now it’s time for dessert
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I remove your panties.
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Your lips glisten
And juices coat my fingers.
I catch your look and
Desire clouds your eyes.
I slide my fingers inside you
And stroke smoothly,
Your mouth slightly agape.
You press your heels against the table
And raise your hips,
Lost in fathomless pleasure you buck to my rhythm.
Your toes curl.
Your attentive mouth swallows your sighs.
Fingers withdrawn,
You crush your body to mine.
Thighs clutched in your grip,
I plunge deep inside you.
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A tide of pleasure washes over you.
I flow with it
Until at last you come around my plundering heat
Gasping, hot breath fills your ears
You realize I am coming.
My warm climax gushes deep inside your clenching flesh
My name tears from your lips
And that’s all the thanks I need.
You’ve been thoroughly served.